Last year at Summerfest, Haley Molzner bought two beers at the same time.
"The lines were bonkers long, so I wanted to extend the time I would need to go back and wait for another beer," says Molzner. "I had also made a comment that the solution to not acting like a Millennial was to have two beers in my hand at all times."
However, the double-fisting Molzner soon had to grab her phone from her pocket so she attempted to hold both beers with one hand.
"It proved to be a success and so the next step was, naturally, to see if I could go about the rest of the night with two beers, one hand," she says.
Molzner experimented with various ways to simultaneously hold and consume two beers at once. She is most fond of "Fest Falls," a coordinated beer-into-beer-into-mouth maneuver that she’s mastered.
"I'm biased, but I recommend Fest Falls to any fest-lover who wants to entertain themselves and show other jabronis what's up," she says.
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