An as-yet unidentified West Allis man won $1 million recently when he pulled off a winning instant-win tab affixed to his medium soda at a West Allis McDonald's during the company's Monopoly promotion.

The 29-year-old man, who was unemployed and living with family members when he won, will be awarded with one of those giant checks by Ronald McDonald himself at the McDonald's where he won, 10915 W. National Ave.

This guy goes to McDonald's gets rich and I get fat, life sucks.